Tag: Zimbabwe

Headmaster of school ousted because of goblins

Yes, it’s Zimbabwe again, the only place I’ve seen where goblins regularly terrorize schools. Villagers say strange occurrences have been ongoing since the early 90s when Mr Moyo joined the school but things got worse last year when the goblins’ antics turned to sexual abuse. Headmaster accused of owning goblins, ordered to leave school VILLAGERS…

Priest in Zimbabwe disappears in river, mermaids to blame

A drowning in Zimbabwe. Another allegation of mermaids. Prophet drowns during cleansing ceremony, family blame mermaids | News 24. A self-styled prophet on Wednesday drowned in a river during a cleansing ceremony in Epworth, giving residents quite a scare. The prophet, Simbarashe Kamupondera, 31, of Nyeredzi Nhatu apostolic sect, met his fate around midday as…

Police run screaming from ‘goblin’ in Zimbabwe

Zimbabwe’s goblin problem continues. Bulawayo24 NEWS | Cops flee from station as family dumps goblin. A family from Bulawayo’s Nketa 7 suburb dumped its tenant’s “goblin” at the Tshabalala Police Station, sending cops fleeing in different directions. A family that claimed a lodger owned the goblin brought it to the station in a suitcase. The…

Unidentified objects fall on parts of Zimbabwe (UPDATE: Identified)

The headline is misleading. It’s not flying anymore. allAfrica.com: Zimbabwe: Ufos Rattle Villagers. VILLAGERS in parts of Mhondoro and Chikomba districts are living in fear following the recent falling of foreign objects in their area. Police said they were still to ascertain the origin and type of the objects.National police spokesperson Senior Assistant Commissioner Charity…

Tricksy goblins steal underwear and cause fire

Your weekly goblin report from (where else?) Zimbabwe… You just can’t make this stuff up. I can’t help but wonder what the real story is. Bulawayo24 NEWS | Prophet sends goblins to steal woman’s g-strings. A Bulawayo woman is reportedly tormented by goblins which steal her g-string panties and whisper insults, accusing her of switching…

Goblins continue to run amok in Zimbabwe

Goblins saga, girl dies under ‘mysterious’ circumstances A Grade Seven pupil has died under “mysterious” circumstances at Nhlupho Primary School in Kezi District, where a recent goblin exorcism ceremony resulted in the village head committing suicide. The death, which occurred on Wednesday, has divided villagers with some saying the goblins that were allegedly removed from…

Zimbabwe faces economic difficulties from superstitious population: Mermaids hinder work on new reservoirs

‘Mermaids’ scare off workers A government minister in Zimbabwe says work has stopped on new reservoirs because workers have been scared off by mermaids, a report has said. Minister of Water Resources Samuel Sipepa Nkomo reportedly told a parliamentary committee that terrified workers were refusing to return to the sites. “All the officers I have…