Tag Archive for Texas

Jade Helm happened and we still have guns

An update to the takeover of Texas that happened under the guise of Operation Jade Helm 15. Oh, wait… Jade Helm has ended without the widespread implementation of martial law or FEMA camp round-ups. Source: Jade Helm Concludes : snopes.com Yep, we still got guns and people getting killed by them every day. Good for you,…

Another doubtful armor-dillo story

Doubtful indeed. A man in Texas claimed he shot an armadillo on a highway at 3AM and the bullet ricocheted off the animal and hit him. He was treated at a hospital and released. From KTRE.com, Lufkin and Nacogdoches, Texas He obviously had seen THIS story that states a man in Georgia used a 9…

Today’s weather – grasshoppers and beetles aloft

It’s alive and it’s overhead. Nothing seemed unusual Wednesday when the National Weather Service Forecast Office in Norman, Oklahoma, picked up what appeared to be rainclouds over western North Texas. Nothing unusual … except the clouds weren’t rain. Source: Weather radar detects swarm of bugs – CNN.com They were grasshoppers and beetles all flying at…

Don’t mess with Texas, they are paranoid crackpots

Gov. Greg Abbott ordered the Texas State Guard to monitor U.S. military training exercises scheduled for his state. Some had feared the government was preparing to impose martial law in Texas. Texas Governor Backtracks After Pentagon Denies Takeover Plot : NPR Abbott somehow got the idea that the Special Forces exercise (code named Operation Jade…

Houston center offers Bigfoot classes

Another one! Do you sense a trend in cheap quality “education”? Note this is a “college-style” class. Not college level AT ALL. Houston Bigfoot hunter offers college-style class for budding cryptozoologists. A Houston-area man who has spent his whole career investigating the existence of the “Hairy Wild Man” known as Bigfoot is now offering a…

The scent of guinea pig (draws one big unwelcome intruder)

True story. She did not expect this bathroom intruder. African python giant snake found in bathroom. A 12-foot python has been returned to its owner after a slithery stop at a Central Texas home where a woman earlier bathed her pet guinea pigs. The Eagle newspaper reported Tuesday that Veronica Rodriguez was shocked in early…

Birds harass and injure bypassers in Texas

If you are afraid of birds, this might give you the willies. These birds mean business. Man loses tooth in attack by ‘kamikaze’ birds. Two bird attacks in two days in Channelview have people who frequent the Chrome Shop wondering what’s going on. Both incidents were caught on camera. “We got some kamikaze birds,” said…

Mangey coyote makes headlines as chupacabra in Texas

He’s dead. Latest chupa news from Texas. Chupacabra Sighting? – Crossroads Today Many believe the Chupacabra is a mythical creature but one Victoria County couple said they think one was killed on their property Sunday night. Doug and Lucy Ohrt live on a ranch in Victoria County and said Sunday evening they came face to…

Satanic ritual leads to murder of Houston girl

A horrific story of a murder of teen based on superstition. Official: Deal with devil prompted girl’s killing : Stltoday. Two teenage boys were hoping to make a deal with the devil when they sexually assaulted and killed a 15-year-old suburban Houston girl in a satanic ritual, a prosecutor said Tuesday. Seventeen-year-old Jose E. Reyes…

Latest chupacabra nonsense – A Texas inbred

Once upon a time, chupas were formidable monsters. Not to much now, as they are sick canids. But the media wants you to be amazed! So it’s not a mangey coyote, it’s EL CHUPACABRA Pics show chupacabra in Texas, some believe. Paw prints and photos are leading some to believe that the legendary chupacabra is…

Texas Board of Education passes improved rules for textbook review

A very positive step! Laredo Morning Times – Texas board approves textbook review rule changes. The Texas Board of Education imposed tighter rules Friday on the citizen review panels that scrutinize proposed textbooks, potentially softening fights over evolution, religion’s role in U.S. history and other ideological matters that have long seeped into what students learn…

Why do I keep wanting to spit whenever I have to say this Doctor’s name?

Burzynski blinds people of reason, uses his patients in more ways than one. This is heartbreaking, not heartwarming. Grandfather goes to Washington to try and save ill Hudson granddaughter | New Hampshire NH People. Fed up with unreturned calls to the FDA, Frank LaFountain drove himself to Washington, D.C., on Tuesday in a last-ditch attempt…