Tag Archive for reptilians

Is it National Conspiracy Day and no one told me?

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I was dumping these links all in strange remains because I simply have nothing of value to say about them but they subliminally cried for me to put them together in their own post. Apologies to Jeb who begged me not to cover the ultra-dumb Tom DeLonge story but… can’t help it. Also, it’s good…

Key says he’s not a reptoid – That’s what he WANTS you to think

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New Zealand Prime Minister John Key gets a strange request – are you or have you ever been a shape-shifting reptoid alien? John Key: Im not a reptile – Story – Politics – 3 News. Mr Key was unusually forced to deny any previously non-declared extraterrestrial connections to reporters after an Auckland man put in…

Extrapolating a really stupid poll about reptilian conspiracy

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Well, the good news is that close to the same amount of people think Paul McCartney died and was secretly replaced in the Beatles in 1966, as believe in shape-shifting reptilian people controlling our world. That is JUST slightly less than moon landing denialists. Not bad, I’d say. We might just write off 4-7% of the population as delusional…

Oh those shifty Secret Service alien agents

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Yes this is going around, pixelated and everything: baseless and paranoid speculation on display at several of the fringe sites. Conspiracy Theorists Actually Claim This Video Shows Obama Secret Service Agent Is an ‘Alien Shape-Shifter’. Why is a video of President Barack Obama’s speech at the 2012 American Israel Public Affairs Committee conference being aired…

David Icke earns a fortune promoting the ridiculous

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Wacky conspiracy theorist David Icke cashes in from world tour and booming book business He claims he’s the son of God and that the world is run by invisible aliens. Moreover he contends the Queen and most of the world’s leaders are the result of humans breeding with reptiles who live inside the moon which…