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Bigfoot Captured breaks History: Channel continues to fake out viewers

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WOW! History Channel pulled a “Mermaids” gimmick. Why would they sabotage their credibility? Oh wait, ever since it became the “Hitler” Channel a while ago, it’s been heading downhill. According to this review of their latest special program, Bigfoot Captured, a “shameful fake documentary” about Bigfoot, it’s hit rock bottom. Reviewer Jim Vorel of Paste Magazine takes the…

The fake awakens: Dead over Star Wars

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Another piece of shit fake news site is creating havoc with social media. No, someone did NOT kill themselves because the new Star Wars character is black. The fake news site, Newswatch33, posted a headline “Man Commits Suicide Over Star Wars Main Character Being Black #BoycottStarWarsVII” and it went  zipping around the web so fast that it…

The eBible Fellowship implements Plan B – to keep on keepin’ on

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The world didn’t end yesterday as the eBible Fellowship group said. Based in Sharon Hill, Pennsylvania (yes, really), the tiny congregation gained international attention for predicting the world would be annihilated by fire on Wednesday according to how they read the Bible.  Church founder Chris McCann said, “According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7…

Did teacher “alter the brains” of teens so that they ended up dead? No.

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A tragic case has been settled in Florida regarding the deaths of three high school students who were said to have been “hypnotised” by a former school official. The families of three students from North Port High School will receive $200,000 each from the Sarasota County School District under a settlement agreement. Because of this…

Jade Helm happened and we still have guns

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An update to the takeover of Texas that happened under the guise of Operation Jade Helm 15. Oh, wait… Jade Helm has ended without the widespread implementation of martial law or FEMA camp round-ups. Source: Jade Helm Concludes : snopes.com Yep, we still got guns and people getting killed by them every day. Good for you,…

Fake UFO on Fakebook in wrong part of the world

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314,711 shares on Facebook? 6,100 upvotes on Reddit? 1.8 million views on Imgur? Of a reflection of a light in a window. Why? Because it’s stupid and it’s the internet. Here is today’s must read skeptical debunking of really stupid stuff on the Internet: The UFO picture from Australia, that Facebook are trying to remove! (Or a…

It’s a fake dinosaur, please stop tweeting

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Old hoaxes never die, they just fade away and resurface a year later. Last July, there was a Facebook kerfuffle about how stupid people could be. Due to a joke tweet showing a picture of Steven Spielberg during the filming of Jurassic Park posing with a dinosaur (umm, an animatronic one) with a satirical caption, many…

What happened to the dinosaurs? They are used to indoctrinate children

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DN Reader David O’Hare passed along a tip to me yesterday to try googling: “What happened to the dinosaurs”. Here is the surprising and highly misguided result: The top result is from Answers in Genesis, Ken Ham‘s fundamentalist, anti-science, Christian group who believes that dinosaurs existed with humans and they are really a means to fool…

Scotsman runs total garbage about fossil “Nessie”

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This ranks up there with the worst news piece about a fossil I have ever seen. Loch Ness Monster’s ‘great granny’ is discovered – The Scotsman. NO! And it’s not just the headline that is wrong. NESSIE hunters have been searching for decades for evidence that she exists and that her relatives populated the Highlands…

They laughed at Bozo the clown too, Ted Cruz

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Latest Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz pulls the Galileo gambit and reveals he knows as much about history as science. Ted Cruz invokes Galileo to defend climate skepticism — and historians aren’t happy – The Washington Post. In recent comments reported on by our own Philip Bump, Ted Cruz again brought up the idea […] that satellite…

Stop sharing this insane warning about vaccines and drug use!

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This photo was making rounds this past weekend on Facebook and Twitter. Many people who should know better were blinded by the appalling ridiculousness and passed it along as a demonstration of stupidity. Stop. You are making things worse! Even by trying to express outrage, you will be amazed at how many will not read an explanation…

German court soundly smacks measles denier

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This biologist held some very bizarre idea about measles, ignoring the fact that we know exactly what virus DOES cause measles and can readily identify it and create vaccines that guard against it. He didn’t agree measles exists and insists it CAN’T exist. What does loudmouthed ignorance cost you? Lots. Pay up. Measles doubter must…

The stupidity of politicians never ceases to amaze me…

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The ignoramus of the week (so often bestowed upon politicians) goes not to Inhofe who brought a snowball into congress, or the representative from Idaho who thinks you can do a gynecological exam by swallowing a camera, but to New York’s Thomas J. Abinanti who has NO CLUE how vaccines work and just strung a few whiz…

Facepalming article suggests Darwin may fall via epigenetic findings

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One Australian reporter (so far) gets the headline and story WRONG WRONG WRONG. Darwin’s theory of evolution challenged by University of Adelaide genetic memory research, published in journal Science. Adelaide research showing that sperm and eggs appear to carry genetic memories of events well before conception, may force a rethink of the evolutionary theories of…

Burzynski to continue trials as FDA says ‘OK’

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Disappointing, short-sighted, rather stupid, and not consumer friendly. That’s how I would characterize this latest news that discredited, controversial, and quackerific Dr. Stan Burzynski is allowed to pursue trials. The only positive in this is HE WILL ACTUALLY DO TRIALS which is better than he’s done before. We’ll see. FDA gives controversial doc green light…

Cheeky Chopra’s fatuous challenge

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Deepak Chopra, the egotistical “guru” with a bee in his bonnet about “debunkers”, issues a ridiculous, nonsensical “challenge” to Randi and the skeptics. I challenge the non “amazing” Randi & his professional debunkers & skeptics to explain normal experience & offer them a $1 million prize. It is not the skeptic’s job to prove anything or…

Elephants in trouble; slaughter continues by inhuman poachers

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Poachers are having a devasting effect on the population of elephants in Congo. LRA massacres 68 elephants in DRC | News24. One of Africa’s oldest national parks is under attack “from all fronts,” said its director on Friday after 68 elephants were slaughtered over the past two months by poachers wielding chain saws and grenades…