It’s Friday, I’m tired of total crap news. Not happy that anyone at The Guardian reads UFOSightingsDaily.com and unamused that they would find this to be news-worthy. Sometimes you must ignore the madness going on the fringes and stick to important stuff. Was it a slow news day or are you TRYING to compete with the Daily Fail and the Mirror?
On Wednesday afternoon, the European Space Agency made galactic history when their Rosetta Mission successful landed its Philae probe on a speeding comet, the first time such an extraordinary feat has been achieved.
As with everything from the moon landing to the death of Elvis, an alternative version of “what really happened” as the Philae probe landed on comet 67P did not take long to emerge.
According to an email published on the website UFOSightingsDaily.com – which does a regular trade in alien sightings – this mission is part of a European Space Agency and Nasa cover-up to disguise the comet’s true alien nature. The email, allegedly from a secret whistle-blowing employee of the ESA, accuses the agency of “blatant cover-ups” in wanting to land on the speeding comet and attaches photos which claim to reveal the “true inner workings of Comet 67P”.
People can be cray-cray. “I can’t believe this kind of money would be spent on this project so it MUST be a cover-up for something else.” Gee, that’s not what I thought. I thought, “Oh AWESOME, when we are faced with imminent disaster from a comet headed towards earth, we have this as a test run. I’m so curious what their experiments will find!!!” Nope, I was SO WRONG. I’m sheeple, I guess. Scientific exploration doesn’t exist, it always has some nefarious agenda, I’ve been so wrong and gullible. Excuse me… I’m going to go join the Freemasons now.
Stoopid stuff. Thanks UFOSightingsDaily.com for your daily decent into idiocy.