The Bigfoot defense: Bigfoot caused me to crash the car

Ghosts and demons are often blamed for bad judgement calls. Now, it’s Bigfoot. And, why the hell not? Right?

Teen blames Bigfoot in Fairfield Twp. crash –

A 17-year-old Columbiana teen claimed he saw Bigfoot while driving on Bunker Hill Road last week.

According to the highway patrol report, Robert James Mehlen Sevenich of Metz Road was southbound on Bunker Hill Road at 2:55 a.m. Jan. 28 when he went off the south side of the road and into a rock.

The report stated that Sevenich told a trooper he went off the road to avoid a “creature” he described as at least seven feet tall with green glowing eyes, hairy and very well-built.

No tracks or other evidence were found. The kid was supposedly not on any drugs. But I suspect he watches too much TV and believes what he reads on the Internet.

  3 comments for “The Bigfoot defense: Bigfoot caused me to crash the car

  1. February 6, 2014 at 2:11 PM

    Hmmm….2:55 a.m.? I’m going to guess that some kind of substance was involved, regardless of what the kid says.

  2. February 6, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    If a bigfoot ever got in front of my car we’d finally have proof it exists.

    Not gonna happen.

  3. Chris Howard
    February 8, 2014 at 9:42 AM

    Why did Bigfoot cross the road? (insert punch lines below)

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