Key says he’s not a reptoid – That’s what he WANTS you to think

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key gets a strange request – are you or have you ever been a shape-shifting reptoid alien?

John Key: Im not a reptile – Story – Politics – 3 News.

Mr Key was unusually forced to deny any previously non-declared extraterrestrial connections to reporters after an Auckland man put in an Official Information Act (OIA) request asking for proof he might be one.

“To the best of my knowledge, no. Having been asked that question directly, I’ve taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I’m not a reptile,” a smiling Mr Key said today.

“So I’m certainly not a reptile. I’ve never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue’s not overly long either.”

The official request from Shane Warbrooke needed to be answered. THANKS DAVID ICKE for wasting government time and money on such ridiculousness. Actually, it was a joke by Warbrooke who got the response he expected – declined, no such information. But I don’t think it was very funny.

David Icke is an author and public figure who espouses this insane idea that that a secret group of reptilian humanoid aliens controls the government. People really believe this stuff.


  9 comments for “Key says he’s not a reptoid – That’s what he WANTS you to think

  1. Peter
    February 14, 2014 at 11:19 AM

    John Key is the PM of New Zealand not Australia.

  2. busterggi
    February 14, 2014 at 11:20 AM

    Would Retilians reaaly be such a bad alternative?

  3. EveSkeptic
    February 14, 2014 at 11:48 AM

    @Peter  I was wondering why the Australian PM had to respond to a OIA request from Auckland.

  4. Chris Howard
    February 14, 2014 at 12:40 PM

    Oh man! Please tell me that the Queen Elizabeth reptoid graphic is available as a T-shirt!?!

  5. terry the censor
    February 14, 2014 at 1:07 PM

    That is a great graphic indeed.

  6. Steve Plegge
    February 14, 2014 at 7:41 PM

    Chris Howard  Google is your friend.

  7. Chris Howard
    February 14, 2014 at 8:15 PM

    Steve, you made my valentines day! Thank you.

  8. Steve Plegge
    February 14, 2014 at 8:20 PM

    Chris Howard  Enjoy!

  9. February 14, 2014 at 9:29 PM

    Steve Plegge Chris Howard  Actually the link above goes to that site. On purpose so people could buy that merch.

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