Baby-faced Pharrell says he’s not a vampire. Whew, that’s a relief.

I should never be amazed at the silly things people believe.

Pharrell Williams is not a vampire: ‘I’m willing to go on record as saying I don’t drink people’s blood’

Memes and GIFs have popped up all over the place, tackling the all-important issue of the N.E.R.D frontman’s face.

Top of the theories? That behind closed doors, he’s a blood-sucking vampire, draining the life out of countless young musicians who thought they’d stepped into his studio for a big production break, but instead left with two deep wounds on the side of their neck and a funk-infused hook that sounds exactly like every Pharrell song ever made.

“I’m willing to go on record as saying that I don’t drink people’s blood,” he told Time Out magazine.

“How do I stay so young-looking for a 40-year-old?” he added. “I wash my face.”

So remember to wash your faces, people and you too can look good as you get older. (And NOT with blood: Face it, this is bloody silly). OR maybe… Pharrell Williams might just be a victim of having good genes.

Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

Look at that evil, blood sucking face! Or a man with good genes. Whatever seems more plausible. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons