Ten years ago since the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich was on eBay, Jesus Christ’s toenails are up for auction.
The owner of the deified phalange’s coverings is selling them on eBay. “Condition: Used.”
The Reporter attempted to contact the seller through his or her eBay account, but to no avail.
It comes with an unverifiable, nonsense story “While traveling through Europe, I went to see a seer, or as Americans like to call them, ‘psychic.’ I stayed in Germany for a couple of months, then decided to travel.
“I found myself in a little border town in the Czech Republic. This short, little older woman, whom appeared to be about 150 years old, popped out of a doorway and grabbed my hand…”
You can’t get them DNA tested, she said. (Wrong, you can, to show that they are just a normal person, not supernatural.) Why she would give them away to be sold, instead of to a church as a relic, makes me sad for wasting my time writing up this post.
But, it was funny.
Sadly, this news piece was from Thursday and the listing that was set to expire on Tuesday has been removed. The bidding got up to $5.04.