Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have announced that they want to conceive an “Aura Baby.” This “Aura Baby” will be a part of the SpiediShow, their reality show — which, like the Aura Baby, is not real.
Basically, the couple has dreamed up a new type of expression of the love between two people. After seeing that so many other, more famous couples combine their fame into one being, adorned with a wacky name and stylish jumpers, the two decided they could do the rest of the world one better. They wanted an idea of a person. So they have concocted the Aura Baby, a soulful combination of their souls.
Other than its conception and gestation, an Aura Baby is just like a Boring Regular Baby. It needs a diaper genie to handle the Aura Baby’s Cosmic Poop. The Aura Baby will gain and lose a first set of teeth, which only differ from Boring Regular Baby teeth in that they are made of crystals. The Aura Baby’s first step will tickle the Earth so that every brook babbles and every tree root wiggles. The Aura Baby’s spit-up will contain the dust of an exploded sun.
They have completely made this up. For the show. Give them props breaking traditional gender roles though, as it will be Pratt who is caring this “baby” to term. But you can be sure that this silly idea will be picked up by other Newage followers who don’t want the business of a REAL baby, just all the attention that comes with it.
Tip: Skeptical Inquirer