I was being conservative. They are not just implausible, they are ridiculous. And there is zero evidence that they actually occurred as she claims except for her story. If you are going to ask me to accept such an extraordinary claim, you had BETTER do better than that.
Self-proclaimed television prophet Cindy Jacobs recently told her followers that her faith once caused a woman to re-grow a cheek bone in seconds and that she was able to self-heal a grapefruit-sized tumor caused by Satan.
“I gave this prophecy, ‘You were in a car accident, and it destroyed your right cheekbone, so literally there’s a hollow under your cheek, you have no cheekbone. Where are you?’” she asked people at the meeting. “You see, that even takes faith to ask someone to stand up when you’re ministering like this.”
“And so, this woman stood up, you could see that she had been in a car accident, she had that concave, you know, look to her cheek,” Jacobs continued. “And I said, ‘Reach up and feel it.’ And she did. And as she rubbed her hand over her cheek, when she moved it away, you could see, God had grown the bone right under her hand.”
Nice story. And nonsense. Jacobs also claimed that she had a tumor. She explained thusly: “Satan had wounded me as a woman.” She blamed herself for her illness. This type of magical thinking is harmful to people, even if she just believes it herself. But worse, she is spreading nonsense to others as an evangelist.
Tip: Marcus Sprenkel