Can Kevin Trudeau talk his way out of jail? (UPDATE: Released from jail)

Right where he belongs.

Infomercial king Kevin Trudeau thrown in jail after lavish spending

The 50-year-old convicted fraudster was jailed Wednesday by U.S. Judge Robert Gettleman, who finally lost patience with Trudeau’s repeated claims of poverty.

“This is not an infomercial — you can’t talk your way out of this” Gettleman told Trudeau after the TV pitchman made an impassioned plea for his freedom.

The Federal Trade Commission had presented bank statements showing Trudeau’s latest extravagancies and made allegations that Trudeau hid an Australian bank account containing $20,000 from the court just days after a July court hearing at which he was threatened with jail if he didn’t cooperate.

Trudeau’s continued “dissembling” shows that only jail has the power to coerce him into revealing the full extent of his foreign business interests and secret offshore bank accounts, the judge said.

Gettleman wrote earlier this summer that he has seen “evidence that Trudeau is living much more like a prince than the pauper he professes to be.” That includes Trudeau’s use of top-dollar attorneys and allegations that he drives a $340,000 Bentley and employs two personal chefs and a butler at his suburban Chicago home.

This is a continuation on this story that describes his legal wranglings.

From ABC News

Trudeau’s next court appearance will be Thursday morning at 11 a.m. He can purge the contempt and get out of jail if he satisfies the judge that he’s being forthcoming, candid and honest.

That will be some good acting!

For the continuing saga of Kevin Trudeau (which I hope is at an end), check out our previous stories here. This guy is the consummate unsinkable rubber duck. I’m sure he will bounce back with more kooky quackery.

UPDATE (19-Sept-2013): Trudeau has been released from jail

Judge agrees to free TV pitchman — for now

A judge agreed to free TV pitchman Kevin Trudeau from custody today, but warned that he would throw him back into jail if he does not cooperate with federal regulators looking into his financial affairs.

“I’m going to release you today,” U.S. District Judge Robert Gettleman told Trudeau, dressed in an orange jumpsuit after spending a night at the Metropolitan Correctional Center. “If I’m not satisfied that you’ve been forthright with them, you might be wearing the same color you’re wearing right now.”

Tip: Jason Korbus and David Wood

  7 comments for “Can Kevin Trudeau talk his way out of jail? (UPDATE: Released from jail)

  1. Adam
    September 19, 2013 at 10:58 AM

    The sad part is not that people like him exist but there are people who believe him despite his criminal past and his dubious health / diet claims.

  2. September 19, 2013 at 11:03 AM

    He has another chance to talk his way out of it today, which is , appropriately enough Talk Like A Pirate Day.

  3. drwfishesman
    September 19, 2013 at 11:11 AM

    Arrrrrrhhh….he be walking the plank for sure this time…Neptune’s divine trident can’t save his boot buckles this time..

  4. September 19, 2013 at 7:11 PM

    One of the worst human beings ever.

  5. September 20, 2013 at 8:51 AM

    Seriously. The judge messed up here. Not cool. I hope that Trudeau is eaten….by bees.

  6. drwfishesman
    September 20, 2013 at 11:04 AM

    Those poor bees.

  7. One Eyed Jack
    September 20, 2013 at 1:08 PM


    Bees like sweet things like nectar.

    Trudeau will most likely attract flies. Trust me, I mucked a mile of horse stalls growing up.

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