A staff member was injured Wednesday while clearing guests from a zip line at the Creation Museum.
Museum officials said a male staffer touched an object that had been energized by lightning and was injured.
Thank GOD he wasn’t hurt badly. I jest, it’s mean, I know.
The zip lines were just recently added to attract more visitors to the museum since pretty much all the people who would want to see such a thing already have gone once.
Again, I kid…