Tricksy goblins steal underwear and cause fire

Your weekly goblin report from (where else?) Zimbabwe…

You just can’t make this stuff up. I can’t help but wonder what the real story is.

Bulawayo24 NEWS | Prophet sends goblins to steal woman’s g-strings.

A Bulawayo woman is reportedly tormented by goblins which steal her g-string panties and whisper insults, accusing her of switching to another church.

The woman, Lynette Ziweya, is accusing Prophet Paul Grinder of Johane Masowe eChishnu of sending his goblins to torture her because she left the church to join another one.

Ziweya revealed that everywhere she goes, these goblins follow her and as a result she no longer has peace in her life.

The troubled woman added that Prophet Grinder even did a few miracles before her to prove to her that he was capable of doing anything using his super natural powers.

Here’s another story about goblins apparently causing a commuter bus to catch on fire.

Bulawayo24 NEWS | Drama as goblin falls out of man’s trousers in a commuter omnibus.

Brighton Magutakuona attempted to run away after he allegedly dropped a goblin from his trousers.

It is alleged that Magutakuona, a farmer in Mutorashanga, was travelling in a commuter omnibus when it appeared to have caught fire, resulting in all the
occupants disembarking.

Magutakuona tried to escape but was apprehended and he later on confessed to the police that he was given the goblin by his aunt as a charm for good luck and for him to be a good farmer.

There is no law in Zimbabwe that states having a goblin is illegal so Magutakuona will not be charged with anything. But it seems his fellow travellers were of the mind that the goblin was the cause of the fire incident.

For more stories on goblins wreaking havoc in Zimbabwe click here. They seem to do that a lot.

Nasty little buggers.

  3 comments for “Tricksy goblins steal underwear and cause fire

  1. Eve
    June 7, 2013 at 3:37 AM

    You really have to worry when the goblins cause your underwear to burst into flames while you’re wearing it.

  2. LREKing
    June 7, 2013 at 2:32 PM

    “…after he allegedly dropped a goblin from his trousers.”

    Euphemisms. Gotta love ’em.

  3. NJH
    June 7, 2013 at 6:25 PM

    “There is no law in Zimbabwe that states having a goblin is illegal” – it may be legal but is is pretty bad taste when you let them fall out of your trousers while on public transport.

Comments are closed.