These masses can be up to 1.8 meters long (5’10”), and contain baby diamond-shaped squid (Thysanoteuthis rhombus).
Ask the right person and get a real answer. This mystery was solved before it got disseminated to the masses and made into alien snot or a sea monster sperm or something else ridiculous. It’s nice to learn that nature is weird and wonderful in its own right.
Maybe they should have asked a geologist about the Bigfoot rock head?