The Tornado Truthers know these shocking weather events have nothing to do with the weather extremes climate scientists have long predicted for a planet rapidly heating from our civilization’s burning of fossil fuels and global industrial production of farting meat animals. Monster storms are caused by Barack Obama and his predecessors in the White House/New World Order, using powerful storm-making technology like the massive HAARP antenna farm in Alaska.
HAARP. The High-Frequency Active Auroral Research Program is a convenient scapegoat for everything weird people perceive is happening. It’s to the point where conspiracy theories are automatic and incredibly absurd. I sort of fear for the future of America when people this paranoid vote. I’ll go on record here as saying if you think this idea has any merit, seek help. You are a dysfunctional citizen.
They say “oh how convenient” that a disaster happens in the midst of a scandal. It’s the start of storm season in the Great Plains. Extreme weather is nothing new in this part of the world. This happens every year. How convenient. It’s just short of astounding that people can regularly think that the President is out to destroy towns and kill people as a distraction. That is actually quite a psychopathic trait and rather rare with world leaders. I often think the conspiracy theories are the mental ones. Their ideas are so detached from any reality.
Do you recall they blamed him for Hurricane Sandy too? He’s like GOD! Amazing.
I probably have to add a sarc mark to this. <sarcasm> Not that it matters…
Addition: Alex Jones joins the bandwagon. I see that sinkholes are also a government plot. I have quite extensive experience with sinkholes if anyone, you know, wants to ask an actual hydrogeologist or anything.