A worried resident of Edwards Lane called the Putnam Sheriff’s Department last week to report hearing a man screaming for help.
Dispatchers could also hear the screams in the background of the call.
Deputies Will Page and Gary Davis were dispatched to the area to look for the screaming person.
“When I arrived, I spoke to the complainant,” says a report by Deputy Page.
“It was actually coming from a goat that was tied to a fence,” the report says.
The chupacabras were scared away.
Oh ye of little faith. Watch and despair and laugh your asses off. I did.