The screams scared the chupacabra away

Bestest story I heard in a LONG time. Listen.

Herald Citizen – White C Deputy sent to investigate screams for help.

A worried resident of Edwards Lane called the Putnam Sheriff’s Department last week to report hearing a man screaming for help.

Dispatchers could also hear the screams in the background of the call.

Deputies Will Page and Gary Davis were dispatched to the area to look for the screaming person.

“When I arrived, I spoke to the complainant,” says a report by Deputy Page.

“It was actually coming from a goat that was tied to a fence,” the report says.

The chupacabras were scared away.


Oh ye of little faith. Watch and despair and laugh your asses off. I did.

  5 comments for “The screams scared the chupacabra away

  1. RDW
    April 3, 2013 at 10:32 PM


  2. oldebabe
    April 4, 2013 at 1:15 PM

    The only thing one can add to this story is more laughter.

  3. cwart
    April 4, 2013 at 3:16 PM

    Kinda ashamed to admit it, but I do enjoy the Adam Sandler routine with the talking goat. Its even better now that I know the little guy is real.

  4. April 4, 2013 at 4:06 PM

    Hahahahaha. Haaaaah!

  5. April 8, 2013 at 3:27 PM

    Whenever I hear a goat bleating, I can’t help thinking it sounds like someone _imitating_ a goat. This leads to a question that I cannot answer: What, then, would a _real_ goat sound like?

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