I don’t even know where to go with this one…
A 38-year-old alleged Pretoria con artist will appear in the Pretoria Magistrate’s court today after the Tshwane metro police searched his surgery and found a goat head oozing blood in a bowl, eight wooden penises, and boxes of illegal penis-enlargement pamphlets.
The “doctor” was also found using fraudulent certificates which expired two years ago.
He tried to bribe the police. There were three men in the waiting room. What on EARTH were they in for?
Wow. I’m not even going to try and think this one through.