Oh those shifty Secret Service alien agents

Yes this is going around, pixelated and everything: baseless and paranoid speculation on display at several of the fringe sites.

Conspiracy Theorists Actually Claim This Video Shows Obama Secret Service Agent Is an ‘Alien Shape-Shifter’.

Why is a video of President Barack Obama’s speech at the 2012 American Israel Public Affairs Committee conference being aired now, a year later? Well, someone has actually scoured the Internet and found footage claiming it to be evidence that a member of his Secret Service detail is an alien shape-shifter.

It appears that the hoopla over it might have started because of a segment from Obama’s speech was re-aired in February by Jewish News One. It was in this footage that the agent in question appears to have been spotted.

Here’s a YouTube video from Jewish News One

The “reptilian” agent appears in the background at around the 0:37 mark

From a different angle:

Here’s a close up of the man:

YouTube screenshot

YouTube screenshot

OK, so the man is bald and distinctive looking. But he looks human to me. Quit picking on shiny headed bald guys! Because he is Secret Service, I wonder if he will be reassigned now due to this publicity. Good going conspiracists! This is insanity.

Don’t know about “reptilians”? Consider yourself lucky. But if curious, they have their own Wikipedia page. Also, see here: The reptilians walk among us! « She Thought.

  7 comments for “Oh those shifty Secret Service alien agents

  1. March 21, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    My first reaction was, “Oh, come on!” but then I thought of how St Theophilus shot someone in the face for the Illuminati. Sigh. Earth. I could do without it.

  2. spookyparadigm
    March 21, 2013 at 5:36 PM

    And in shocking news, a large percentage of the Blaze posters commenting on the story buy into various conspiracy theories, including those involving demons.

  3. cwart
    March 21, 2013 at 5:39 PM

    Alien shapeshifter? No. That is CLEARLY Lord Voldemort.

  4. March 21, 2013 at 10:28 PM

    Bob – To which St. Theophilus are you referring? There were several & I can’t find one who shot a person in the face for any reason.

  5. March 22, 2013 at 7:54 AM

    I like the use of “spotted” – “spotted” in the grainy background of video footage, but apparently not “spotted” by anyone in the hall he stood next to in full public view.

    Absolutely the best way to keep your reptilian-alien hybrid bodyguard top secret would be to have it accompany you to a televised public event and stand in the aisle.

  6. Chris Howard
    March 22, 2013 at 10:02 AM

    I really wanted to see a three foot lizard tongue lash out at various flying insects in the audience, but all I got was some Erich von Stroheim ala Sunset Blvd. looking guy who appears to be under the influence of too much Bolivian marching powder.

  7. Sockatume
    March 26, 2013 at 10:53 AM

    Obviously, it’s the Observer September from Fringe.

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