Does this apply to all foreigners?
If aliens were to land in Glasgow they would receive a “warm and peaceful” welcome from the local council.
However, Glasgow City Council believe it is unlikely any extraterrestrial lifeform would chose the city as their first point of contact on earth.
The local authority laid out its plans in response to a Freedom of Information request from a member of the public.
They had been asked: “As mankind continues to advance and head out into the stars we are undoubtedly going to attract the attention of whatever lifeforms are out there. I’m curious to know what provisions have been put in place for our inevitable encounter.”
The response, from Dr Kenneth Meechan, admitted the council had not laid out concrete plans for alien contact.
Ah, so they are ILL PREPARED! This is concerning. I do like that they seem to have put quite an effort into this reply. Good on them having fun with it. But, come on, every municipality should have a plan for alien invasion. They should get on that.
I’d love to visit! Why not aliens?