Jesus on a beer case. It’s even WORSE than you imagine.

This is a joke. I’m sure of it. It’s a joke to make Americans look REALLY REALLY pathetic.

Fred Truluck sees Jesus image in piece of Corona case – UPI.com.

A Florida man who picked up a portion of a beer case because it was fish-shaped said he flipped it over and saw the image of Jesus.

Fred Truluck of Bradenton said he picked up the piece of cardboard from a Corona beer case while walking with his dog because of the religious symbolism of the fish, WWSB-TV, Sarasota, reported Monday.

“I had it on the table, turned it over to the back, for some reason, and I said, ‘Wow! There is Jesus,'” he said.

There is nothing more I can say – it’s a truly awful pareidolia of a profile on a fish shaped beer box.

And it’s not that I blame Mr. Truluck, I blame the local news station for picking up this story that we can’t help but look at marvel at how PEOPLE REALLY BELIEVE THIS STUFF! (I think even the Pastor is embarrassed!)

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Tip: Russell G.

  12 comments for “Jesus on a beer case. It’s even WORSE than you imagine.

  1. Bob
    February 6, 2013 at 6:46 PM

    Well, I’m convinced. *BANG!* (thud)

  2. RDW
    February 6, 2013 at 6:57 PM

    It looks more like Hillary Swank to me.

  3. Guerilla Surgeon
    February 6, 2013 at 6:59 PM

    Nah – It’s Billy Connolly.

  4. February 6, 2013 at 7:00 PM

    Where’s Kafka when you need him.

  5. February 6, 2013 at 7:07 PM

    Well i’m sure i saw the spitting image of Napoleon on my beermat when i lifted my glass last time. There’s peridolia & peridolia. (Excuse spelling i’m at that which language am i supposed to be talking stage, & liquid refreshment has been consumed. For self medication after the op honest). You think you read weird stuff in English, you should see what i get in French; The image claims are getting more & more ridiculous. I’m originally from Northern Ireland, & used to seeing images of “Jesus” on everything in the press on a slow news day.

  6. Pete Chapman
    February 6, 2013 at 8:24 PM

    Ecce Cerveza !!!!

  7. February 6, 2013 at 11:03 PM

    oh dear….I was truly expecting something better, even a bit better! You should have a contest Sharon!

  8. One Eyed Jack
    February 7, 2013 at 1:44 AM

    I don’t believe this for a second. Everyone knows that Jesus drank wine, not beer. I suspect Satan had a hand in creating this false idolatry.

  9. Bobbi Snow
    February 7, 2013 at 2:34 AM

    Gee, maybe Jesus has upped his game to stay in step with the times!

  10. February 7, 2013 at 10:28 AM

    Hebrew is a much better beer.

  11. February 8, 2013 at 8:07 AM

    Thousands of years ago the Lord appeared in a variety of stunning forms to make his/her/its presence known according to the bible. Now, the almighty is reduced to magic tricks that would make a children’s party clown groan at.

  12. Flucksy
    March 4, 2013 at 8:48 AM

    Welcome to Florida, please check your brains in at the border. You make the mistake of thinking that there is news work reporting in Bradenton. This honestly was the best story they had that day.

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