Jesus’ message delivered by bird excrement

Your pareidolia for today. Jesus is everywhere, looking right at you.

Northeast Ohio man claims bird droppings show image of Christ.

Is it a sign of a possible miracle on the car windshield owned by a Northeast Ohio man? See for yourself.

Lawry was in the driveway of his parent’s Brooklyn, Ohio home when he noticed the spot left behind by a passing bird. A closer look gave him quite a surprise and left him amazed.

What do you think?

Pareidolia: the human tendency to read significance into random or vague stimuli (both visual and auditory).

The most common images of particular people seen are Jesus and Mary even though WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE. All we know is from artistic interpretations from people who were not even close to being there. So, every one of these so called “miracle signs” are ridiculous. But what they do show is how we see faces in everything.

Skeptic’s Dictionary: pareidolia
Pareidolia: A Bizarre Bug of the Human Mind Emerges in Computers

 

Photo credit: Jim Lawry

Photo credit: Jim Lawry

  16 comments for “Jesus’ message delivered by bird excrement

  1. RayG
    February 25, 2013 at 11:19 AM

    Looks more like the Wolf dressed as Grandma… Praise be to the Big Bad Wooluf!

  2. February 25, 2013 at 11:24 AM

    Too bad the bird hadn’t eaten any red berries recently or the image could have included the crucifiction wounds in full color.

  3. Klaus Kingstorf
    February 25, 2013 at 11:57 AM

    Resolution not high enough to be certain, but sure looks like Photoshop work to me.

  4. cwart
    February 25, 2013 at 12:12 PM

    So, does this qualify as holy crap?

  5. Mr. Shreck
    February 25, 2013 at 12:19 PM

    It was very clever of those medieval painters to base their images of Jesus and Mary on random or vague stimuli.

  6. Chris Howard
    February 25, 2013 at 12:34 PM

    If it is Jesus he sure has a crappy method of communicating. I mean Holy S*#t! The SOG should get an iPhone, already! ;-)

  7. February 25, 2013 at 12:47 PM

    Every time I see one of these Ithink of this great graph, which charts god’s power over time. http://jesus-needs-money.blogspot.com/2011/11/gods-power-over-time.html

  8. RDW
    February 25, 2013 at 12:59 PM

    The Power Of Bird Poop Compels You To Go To The Car Wash.

  9. Harold Renshaw
    February 25, 2013 at 2:16 PM

    I vote for the Big Bad Wooluf. I can’t see anything else. Beware, Red Riding Hood, the prophetic bird has sent you an omen.

  10. One Eyed Jack
    February 25, 2013 at 2:59 PM

    I’m with Klaus. This has the feel of some Photoshopping.

    While I 100% support the message that religion is , I’m not buying this as an untouched photo.

  11. One Eyed Jack
    February 25, 2013 at 3:03 PM

    Ugh, html messed that one up… oh well.

  12. February 25, 2013 at 4:53 PM

    If I stated what I truly feel about this nonsense, Sharon would have to remove this post.

    It just gets more and more pathetic.

  13. Chew
    February 25, 2013 at 9:07 PM

    Looks like… what was the character’s name in that beauty and the beast- Vincent! Looks like Ron Perlman’s Vincent.

  14. george sefiert
    February 26, 2013 at 8:41 AM

    The first thing a saw was a wolf in a wig. I can’t go along with the photoshop theory. If it was photoshopped don’t you think he’d try to make it look more like a human face?

  15. February 26, 2013 at 11:05 AM

    It is Mark Twain not Jesus. I am sure it is a sign that Mark Twain is coming back from the dead. Please prepare yourselves for his return. Don’t listed to the Clemonsites those heretics will lead you to heck. Also, please send me $5.00 to help me continue my ministry.

  16. Jim Carr
    March 6, 2013 at 9:02 AM

    It’s obviously Swamp Thing.

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