A San Antonio man says he found Jesus on his breakfast tortilla.
Twenty-six-year-old Rene Cantu thinks the burn marks resemble the son of God.
“I’ve been having a lot of bad stuff happen to me,” said Cantu. “Ever since this happened it’s been good luck to me. Every time I take it to the store I get a Lotto and I win!”
Every time? I’m skeptical of that claim.
Besides, I don’t see Jesus there. I see someone with a REALLY active imagination and Charles Darwin, if you ask me.