‘Jesus’ tortilla brings good luck

Do you see what I see? Texan spots Jesus on tortilla | kvue.com Austin.

A San Antonio man says he found Jesus on his breakfast tortilla.

Twenty-six-year-old Rene Cantu thinks the burn marks resemble the son of God.

“I’ve been having a lot of bad stuff happen to me,” said Cantu. “Ever since this happened it’s been good luck to me. Every time I take it to the store I get a Lotto and I win!”

Nope. No face.

Nope. No face.

Every time? I’m skeptical of that claim.
Besides, I don’t see Jesus there. I see someone with a REALLY active imagination and Charles Darwin, if you ask me.



  7 comments for “‘Jesus’ tortilla brings good luck

  1. D. Walker
    December 21, 2012 at 7:14 AM

    To me, it looks like a laughing duck wearing a dinner jacket.

  2. December 21, 2012 at 8:41 AM

    Tortilla Jesus has no nose – how does he smell?

  3. Chew
    December 21, 2012 at 9:12 AM


  4. December 21, 2012 at 9:28 AM

    UGH… I’m too late.

  5. December 21, 2012 at 5:13 PM

    Tortilla Jesus is clearly wearing a false beard, which suggests that he is up to no good. I suspect that what we have here is actually the Tortilla Antichrist heralding the Apocalypse. Oh wait, that already didn’t happen.

  6. Massachusetts
    December 22, 2012 at 9:03 PM

    I’m seeing an elephant or mammoth with a long trunk. I’m totally serious. I guess it’s a sign to reintroduce a reconstructed pleistocene / paleolithic nature religion. Please give generously. 🙂

  7. oldebabe
    December 23, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    I guess one just has to have a very good imagination – to put it nicely – to see much of anything in smears…

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