Don’t harass deer. Just hand over the smokes and walk away.

So far it’s a slow news day. Here is one to remind you that wild animals are wild, especially if they are after your smokes. Weird.

Deer attacks two men, then takes man’s cigarettes

Joseph Rose and Cole Kellis were leaving their home in Whitehouse on Friday morning when they noticed a deer in their front yard.

Rose approached the deer and he says the deer seemed friendly. But then Kellis and Rose say the deer then charged them and started to attack.

Ok, so much for that. Why would you approach a deer? To pet it? Not smart. Then, there’s a bit of missing details to this story as the deer somehow manages to steal a pack of cigarettes from inside a truck. He climbed in? Really?

The deer starting eating Rose’s smokes, and when Rose tried to get them back, Rose says the deer got more aggressive.

Dude, the cigs are not that important.

The deer was tasered by law enforcement personnel.

Random deer attack photo (not from story above, but PRIMED for funny caption)

  1 comment for “Don’t harass deer. Just hand over the smokes and walk away.

  1. Steeev
    November 21, 2012 at 12:36 PM

    Just one word: Tomacco!

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