Oh you CAN’T miss this new technology. COMPLETELY unsupported by science.
You talk to your pet every day …. Now they can talk to you!
Introducing Rover Speaks …. utilizing the Ovilus speech technology and pattern / movement training it’s now possible to hear your pet speak. Chapp Inc, is proud to offer the first generation animal translator ” Rover Speaks” Using the Ovilus speech technology and a motion / capture system the Rover Speaks device provides hours of family entertainment.
Check out the video:
Wait… So the dog only says “Itch” and “Scratch”? How can they understand what the human is saying? How does the translation occur?
Scooby Doo?! Where are you?
Oh, nevermind. I’m sorry, this is totally nonsense. But I thought I’d share because SOMEONE will buy this, I’m sure.
By the way, the Ovilus is a device in which you can supposedly talk to ghosts. You can’t. I’m sad I have to state that outright. Several paranormal investigators use the Ovilus in their investigations. It is marketed as an entertainment device, but as we know with psychics, horoscopes and ghost hunting shows, people take this stuff seriously.
Thanks to Strange Frequencies Radio for this!