Oldest pyramid found in Crimea: Hard to pick out what ISN’T wrong with this story

This is a totally messed up article. Don’t believe a word. But apparently it is a widely read newspaper in Pakistan. I’m skeptical.

World’s oldest pyramid found in Crimea

Ukrainian scientist Vitalii Goh discovered [an] underground unknown object, which proved to be a giant pyramid of 45 meters in height and a length of about 72 meters.

[The] “Crimean pyramid” has a truncated top, like a Mayan pyramid, but its appearance is more like an Egyptian. It is hollow inside, and a mummy of unknown creature is buried under the foundation. “Under the foundation is a small body in the form of a mummy long 1.3-1.4 meters with a crown on his head.”

“There is a resonance chamber of so-called Sphinx. The pyramids were built in the era of the dinosaurs,” says the scientist in an interview with ICTV

Tip: The Daily Grail

Who knew the “world’s oldest pyramid” was in Crimea? This is the only article I can find on this. If these claims were genuine, it would NOT be reported in just this tiny outlet. Also, that it was discovered by accident, contains an unknown mummy and BEST of all “built in the era of the dinosaurs.” By whom? The dinosaurs? What utter ridiculousness. Is this Pakistan’s version of the Weekly World News?

FYI: Dinosaurs died out 62 million years ago. Humans were not around.*

Claims of European pyramids are not new. Is it just these folks rehashing some completely made up stuff in order to get publicity? Whatever it is, it doesn’t belong on a news site as real. So, it’s here where we doubt it.

* The Flintstones was not a documentary.

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  9 comments for “Oldest pyramid found in Crimea: Hard to pick out what ISN’T wrong with this story

  1. Melissa
    September 4, 2012 at 12:49 AM

    My husband was in Pakistan and got into a heated debate with one of his Pakistani coworkers. A highly educated man, he refused to believe every country didn’t have it’s own moon. This article does not suprise me.

  2. spookyparadigm
    September 4, 2012 at 12:57 AM
  3. spookyparadigm
    September 4, 2012 at 12:57 AM

    Actually, looks like it is from 2 years ago.

  4. Anthony
    September 4, 2012 at 6:05 AM

    Looks like the Pakistan story originated here, Crimean news:
    http://qha.com.ua/world-s-oldest-pyramid-found-in-crimea-116152en.html

  5. September 4, 2012 at 7:51 AM

    Found by dowsing rod & physical evidence to examine – I need more covincing.

  6. One Eyed Jack
    September 4, 2012 at 5:05 PM

    “built in the era of the dinosaurs” is not a problem.

    Every good conspiracy theorist knows that the pyramids were built by aliens.

  7. Sergej
    September 4, 2012 at 6:46 PM

    Actually this pyramids were discovered about ten years ago by one Vitaly Gokh(!). As far as i know he is not a scientist but a retired submarine commander. Gokh is engaged in torsion technologies (I think you know what torsion fields are).

    He has a website: http://www.gokh.net/

    Probably you don’t understand russian but the images explain enough. It’s about the “interaction” of the (worldwide) pyramids with the earth core and the cosmos. Gokh also claims the moon core is made of gold and platinum and mars consists of 70% diamonds.

    Can would call it scam.

    • One Eyed Jack
      September 5, 2012 at 10:39 AM

      Coming to the History Channel this fall:

      “In the opening episode of this years ‘Gold Rush!’, Todd Hoffman’s crew from Sandy, Oregon, change directions. After two years of mediocre results mining in Alaska, the team sets their sights on an old claim that the moon is made of gold.

      Follow Todd and crew as they strap bottle rockets to lawn chairs, say a prayer, and set off on their wildest mining season yet!”

      /satire

  8. March 10, 2014 at 2:57 PM

    ACtually there is a European ‘pyramid’ of considerable sophisitication.
    It’s Silbury Hill See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silbury_Hill

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