Attributing tornadoes to HAARP

HAARP (High frequency Active Auroral Research Program) is a very popular excuse for everything from animal deaths to strange sky noises, controlling the weather to messing with garage door openers. Here, people blame the recent killer tornadoes on HAARP.

20 Tornado Truthers.

Tip: Derek Colanduno

You can’t make this stuff up! Tornadoes have perfectly explainable causes; why attribute something this ridiculous? Because we are scared, scared that we are susceptible to nature and our attempts to master it (HAARP is NOT controlling nature but people perceive it to be) fail in catastrophic ways. I don’t know, just speculating, trying to make sense out of these senseless ideas. What do YOU think?

I wrote about the latest Portents of Doom here. HAARP comes up in that context as well. Check it out.

  2 comments for “Attributing tornadoes to HAARP

  1. Tom B
    March 9, 2012 at 10:21 AM

    “Well, obviously HAARP is trying to control the weather & causing the tornadoes and such. Who could believe that the government would just research something without looking for practical applications.” – Too many citizens of the country today.

  2. March 9, 2012 at 5:45 PM

    A conspiratorial enemy works best when it is all around you. HAARP fills that purpose, and can be used for mind control, weather, spying, and so on.

    That, and to be fair, the military and intelligence community has done some crazy and awful things (MKULTRA for example). Just usually not things one can banish with prayers and spraying vinegar.

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