Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.
That’s the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at Darpa’s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them.
Source: @spookyparadigm on Twitter
Here is the main article from Exopolitics. It’s a dandy.
I really needed a whole separate category for this one. “Questionable claims” doesn’t really cut it. I have no response to this…
Editors Note: Sorry for this complete garbage. Sometimes we just have to let you know what is going on out there. And I mean OUT THERE. This is the silliest thing so far this year. The bar has been set high very early!