For “Tinfoil Tuesday”: Barack Obama and the Chrononauts from Mars

White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars.

Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.

That’s the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at Darpa’s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them.

Source: @spookyparadigm on Twitter

Here is the main article from Exopolitics. It’s a dandy.

Mars visitors Basiago and Stillings confirm Barack Obama traveled to Mars

I really needed a whole separate category for this one. “Questionable claims” doesn’t really cut it. I have no response to this…

Editors Note: Sorry for this complete garbage. Sometimes we just have to let you know what is going on out there. And I mean OUT THERE. This is the silliest thing so far this year. The bar has been set high very early!

  3 comments for “For “Tinfoil Tuesday”: Barack Obama and the Chrononauts from Mars

  1. Paula Struz
    January 3, 2012 at 9:26 PM

    Gizmodo also carried the whole er story, er revelation, er ????
    http://gizmodo.com/5872796/white-house-denies-cia-teleported-obama-to-mars

    My favorite line – in describing Obama’s mission :
    “Simply put, your task is to be seen and not eaten,”

    • idoubtit
      January 3, 2012 at 10:10 PM

      That IS the link at the top. Same link.

  2. Duke
    January 5, 2012 at 12:02 AM

    I think the White House’s big mistake was to give this accusation the dignity of a denial. Either that, or they should have leaked a picture of Obama in his chrononaut suit. This is an election year, after all.

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