A poltergeist that haunts a Herne Bay flat is upsetting granny Doris Birch, she claims.
The 73-year-old former nursing home assistant says she can no longer sleep at night as she struggles to fight off the groping ghost.
She said: “It’s like an octopus. It started four months ago. I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands.
Sigh. So many sad and off base things in this story… where to begin?
So, she called in the ghostbusters. They called in the vicar as well. Everyone is making pronouncements about what is happening. They have assumed it is a poltergeist or start talking exorcism. However… all of this might be explained easily if the woman submitted to some sleep testing for it sure sounds like some common hypnagogic hallucinations. Something seems wrong to me to attribute a known human phenomena to a malevolent supernatural force. Poor lady. But it makes for a good story, right?
I missed posting the ghost sex story from last month… and look how that took off. Wow. Ghosts have changed a LOT in their human interactions, haven’t they?